What now bitch?(i wanted to alter their normal outfits to look fashionable haha)
"stop saying ‘frick frack"
"stop using the ‘uwu’ and ‘XD’ face you look stupid"
"stop making flower crown edits they are so annoying"
"stop making color palettes jesus christ wtf"
Hercules and Scorpius
awesome forest warrior lady
I need this poster
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE AUDIO POST OF THE MICKEY MOUSE VOICE SAYING “YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD” IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR MONTHS
I’m pretty sure this is the best picture of Daniel Radcliffe ever.
“Dan, we’re not at Hogwarts we’re-“
“Dan, that’s not a wand, it’s a branch on fi-“
“MY NAME IS HARRY POTTER AND I AM THE BOY WHO LIVED”
“No you’re not”
“YOU SHUT UP”
I read all of that is a British accent
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny
Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!
Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.
I’m mostly confused as to why the bottom of her plastic bowl cut is lit up.
That statue seems to be lit up from the inside, so I assume it’s just reflected/refracted light…